WORD(S) 8, 9, 10 er
BLESS. BLESSING Holding a small cubed piece of bread soaked in catsup between lips.
BURT, SUPPER An old galvanized large wide-topped funnel we had in the chicken coop, stuck 1/2 way in a washtub full of hot Ralston cereal.
COMMUNICATION Blowing clear snot out of both nostrils with a lot of force onto a handkerchief.
EXACTLY, SPECIAL Poking through the "scum top" of a can of white paint with a flat paint stirrer paddle and mixing it. (Special, is the same except the paint is splattering while mixing it, and Exactly is pouring it out).
FACT A stack of cold waffles soaked in maple syrup.
FASCINATED Cooked fat between the notch in an eaten left over T-bone steak bone.
GLEN Glen Shoop (a guy that used to help us bale hay when I was very young) holding a bale of hay with chaff in his eyes. (AHAA! I figured this one out!) (I think…?)
GLORY A big glob of lard on the end of one of my Aunt Lou's old Indian Clubs which used to hang in the "woodhouse chamber". Or dipping it into a big tin bucket of lard.
HATE Soggy milk soaked square piece of chocolate cake sitting on a bare stomach.
HOPE, HOLT Runny scrambled eggs on an old fashion porch roof post.
IRENE, HURON Breaking ice cubes with the breaking lever in an old-fashioned aluminum ice cube maker tray.
JOY, JOHN Squirting watered down JOY dishwashing liquid from the container in your eyes while looking down, then opening your eyes wide.
LIKE (AS IN "I LIKE YOU") A thick vinegar-soaked slice of tomato stuck on our old kitchen front window.
LOUISE An old cut glass candy holder (with stop) that used to be in our kitchen, filled with yellow soft pillow-shaped mints.
NO Punching a fist through Saran Wrap into a stainless steel mixing bowl filled with cold butterscotch pudding.
ODD Pulling out a dry cork from the top of a vinegar bottle then biting down on it and having it squeak while biting down on it. (The cork smells like vinegar).
POSSIBLE, IMPOSSIBLE Putting a spoon into a thick cooking bubbling pan of "Cream of Wheat".
PROBLEM Putting a spoon full of thick, cold Cream of Wheat in your mouth.
SULLIVAN A soggy leaf of head lettuce soaked in watered down mayonnaise sitting on edge.
TIME, KIND A Ritz Cracker sitting on edge on the top of an inverted stainless steel mixing bowl.
WINTER, WINNER A big glob of stewed tomatoes on our old downstairs kitchen front window.
YES A frozen stream of water hanging out of the faucet of our old bathtub.
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