| AT LAST MY TRUE IDENTITY IS REVEALED!!! |
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| PLEASE DO NOT TELL MY PSYCHIATRIST! REMEMBER, YOU'RE ALL SWORN TO SECRECY! (HE DOESN'T KNOW BECAUSE I'VE BEEN VERY CAREFUL NOT TO FLY ANYWHERE NEAR HIS OFFICE!) |
| WHEN I'M NOT FIGHTING FOR TRUTH, JUSTICE, AND THE AMERICAN WAY, I'M DISGUISED AS MILD MANNERED MENTAL PATIENT CLARK BENT. |