| It seems like most people who graduated from college these days
have menial occupations that have nothing to do with what they majored in at
college. This is certainly true with me. The following is a list of majors
that people got in college and aren't
working at a job they've majored in.
I've proposed that they can at least get jobs that are related to their
education. |
|
| MAJOR IN
COLLEGE |
RELATED OCCUPATION
IDEA |
|
| PREMED WITH A MAJOR IN ARTERY SCIENCE |
WORKER
IN A MACARONI FACTORY |
|
| MICROBIOLOGY |
PICKING
FLY MANURE OUT OF PEPPER |
|
| LITERATURE |
WORKER
AT A PUBLISHING COMPANY RUNNING THE PRINTING PRESS |
|
| VETERINARY SCIENCE |
BATHING
DOGS AND CATS AND PICKING FLEAS OFF OF THEM AND CLEANING CAGES |
|
| PRE MED MAJOR IN ANATOMY |
ASSEMBLING
PLASTIC SKELETONS AT A HALLOWEEN FACTORY |
|
| CRIMINAL SCIENCE |
A
SECURITY GUARD/GREETER AT WAL-MART |
|
| BUSINESS MAJOR |
A
MAIL ROOM CLERK |
|
| AUTOMOBILE DESIGN |
A
PARKING LOT ATTENDANT |
|
| INDUSTRIAL SCIENCE |
SCREWING
ON TAIL LIGHTS ON AN ASSEMBLY LINE AT A YUGO FACTORY (VERY "LIGHT"
WORK) |
|
| FINANCE |
A
PAN HANDLER |
|
| ARCHAEOLOGY |
ASSIST
PEOPLE TO FIND WHERE THEIR DOGS HAVE BURIED THE SOUP BONE THEY WERE PLANNING
ON USING TO MAKE SOUP |
|
| ART |
A
HOUSE PAINTER |
|
| ASTRONOMY |
SEWING
THE STARS ON THE AMERICAN FLAG AT A FLAG FACTORY |
|
| BIOLOGY |
A
BUTCHER |
|
| CHEMISTRY |
A
TEST TUBE WASHER |
|
| SCIENCE |
WORKING
AT A THINK TANK TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHERE THE WHITE GOES WHEN SNOW MELTS |
|
| COMMUNICATION |
A
TELEPHONE LINE MAN |
|
| COMPUTER SCIENCE |
A
HAND CALCULATOR OPERATOR AT A HATCHERY COUNTING CHICKENS BEFORE THEY'RE
HATCHED |
|
| ENGINEERING |
LIONEL
TRAIN OPERATOR AT MAJOR DEPARTMENT STORES AT CHRISTMAS (SEASONAL WORK ONLY) |
|
| ENVIRONMENTAL SCIENCE |
BULLDOZER
OPERATOR AT A LANDFILL |
|
| GEOGRAPHY |
TRIP
TIC MAKER AT AAA |
|
| GEOLOGY |
LIMESTONE
OR SANDSTONE QUARRY WORKER |
|
| JOURNALISM |
NEWSPAPER
DELIVERY DRIVER |
|
| MEDIA RADIO AND TV |
JANITOR AT WLKR IN NORWALK |
|
| MATHEMATICS |
CHECK
OUT CLERK AT WAL-MART |
|
| POLICE SCIENCE |
HALL
WAY MONITOR |
|
| PSYCHOLOGY |
WORKING
FULL TIME (INCLUDING OVERTIME) TO TRY AND FIGURE ME OUT! |
|
| PRE MED PSYCHIATRIC MAJOR |
AN
ORDERLY AT A PSYCHIATRIC HOSPITAL WARD. (HEY MAYBE YOU'LL SEE ME THERE
SOMETIME AND WE CAN "DO BREAKFAST"!) |
|
| FINANCE WITH A BUSINESS MAJOR |
A
BANK CLERK |
|
| RELIGION MAJOR AND GRADUATE DEGREE IN THEOLOGY |
A
DITCH MAINTENANCE SUPERVISOR FOR THE COUNTY.
NOT TOO MUCH THINKING, YOU JUST GO WITH THE "FLOW" AND
MAINTAIN AN "OPEN CHANNEL" (YES, THAT'S THE JOB I HAD) |
|
| ANIMAL SCIENCE |
DOG
CLIPPER |
|
| PHYSICAL EDUCATION |
A
DOG WALKER |
|
| PODIATRY MAJOR |
A
SHOE SALESMAN |
|
| BOTANY |
WEED
PULLER FOR A VEGETABLE FARM |
|
| OCEANOGRAPHY |
SWIMMING
POOL CLEANER |
|
| FLUNKED OUT OF COLLEGE BECAUSE OF A LEARNING DISABILITY AND LOW
I.Q. |
A
POLITICIAN |
|
| MID EASTERN CULTURE |
A
MOTEL OPERATOR OR CONVENIENCE FOOD STORE CLERK OR A TAXI DRIVER IN ANY LARGE
CITY. |
|
| RESTAURANT MANAGEMENT |
A
BUS BOY OR DISHWASHER |
|
| MASS MARKETING |
A
TELEPHONE SOLICITOR OR JUNK MAIL WRITER OR AN EMAIL SPAMMER |
|
| SOCIAL
WORK WITH A MAJOR IN MENTAL RETARDATION |
A
TECHNICAL SERVICE WORKER FOR ANY GADGET YOU BUY (COMPUTERS, SOFTWARE, ETC.) |
|
| SEXOLOGY WITH A MAJOR IN
SEXUAL PREDATORS OF CHILDREN |
A
PRIEST |
|
| HORSEMANSHIP |
A
STALL CLEANER |
|
| POLITICAL SCIENCE |
A
TOILET CLEANER OR A DOORSTOP |
|
| AGRICULTURE |
SELLING
WHOLESALE MERCHANDISE AT A 50% LOSS.
(HEY, IT' SURE BEATS FARMING THESE DAYS!) |
|
| EMERGENCY MEDICAL TECHNICIAN MAJOR |
WORKER
AT A BAND-AID FACTORY |
|
| ETHICS MAJOR |
USED
CAR SALESMAN |
|
| REAL ESTATE MAJOR |
DOG
HOUSE ASSEMBLER AT LOWE'S |
|
| PRE MED UROLOGY MAJOR |
PLUMBER'S
ASSISTANT OR WORKING AS AN OPERATING ROOM CLEANER FOR A DOCTOR WHO SPECIALIZES IN
CIRCUMCISIONS (THE PAY'S LOUSY BUT YOU PICKUP A LOT OF "TIPS") |
|
| MATHEMATICS STATISTICS MAJOR |
A
BLACK JACK DEALER IN LAS VEGAS |
|
| RESPIRATORY THERAPY |
INFLATING
BALLOONS FOR WEDDING RECEPTIONS AND GRADUATION PARTIES |
|
| MUSIC |
JUKE
BOX REPAIRMAN |
|
| FOOD SCIENCE |
COOK AT MCDONALDS |
|
| PRE MED WITH GYNECOLOGY MAJOR |
CLERK
IN THE LADIES CLOTHING DEPARTMENT AT WAL-MART |
|
| DENTISTRY |
A
"FILLING" STATION ATTENDANT |
|
| GERIATRICS |
A
BED PAN EMPTIER AT A NURSING HOME (THIS "DEPENDS" IF THERE ARE ANY
OPENINGS FOR THIS POSITION) |
|
| PHARMACY |
ASPIRIN
BOTTLE PACKER AT BAYER (IF YOU CAN "BAYER" IT) OR A
"PHARM" WORKER AT A DAIRY "PHARM". (YOU CAN
"MILK" THE OWNER OUT OF EVERYTHING). |
|
| SCATOLOGY |
A
MEN'S ROOM ATTENDANT OR SEPTIC TANK CLEANER |
|
| HORTICULTURE |
A
REPORTER FOR A TABLOID PAPER DOING AN ARTICLE ON "CAT HOUSES" TO
OBSERVE THE LIFE STYLE OF "HOOKERS" (IT HELPS IF YOUR FIRST NAME IS
"JOHN") |
|
| MASS COMMUNICATIONS |
A
DIRECT TV INSTALLER |
|
| MORTUARY SCIENCE |
A
GRAVE DIGGER OR MOWING THE GRASS AT A CEMETERY |
|
| POLICE SCIENCE WITH A HOMICIDE MAJOR |
WHAT
WILL HAPPEN TO ME IF I GO ON WITH THIS LIST ANY LONGER |
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