It seems like most people who graduated from college these days have menial occupations that have nothing to do with what they majored in at college. This is certainly true with me. The following is a list of majors that people got in college and  aren't working at a  job they've majored in. I've proposed that they can at least get jobs that are related to their education.
MAJOR IN COLLEGE RELATED OCCUPATION IDEA
PREMED WITH A MAJOR IN ARTERY SCIENCE WORKER IN A MACARONI FACTORY
MICROBIOLOGY PICKING FLY  MANURE OUT OF PEPPER
LITERATURE WORKER AT A PUBLISHING COMPANY RUNNING THE PRINTING PRESS
VETERINARY SCIENCE BATHING DOGS AND CATS AND PICKING FLEAS OFF OF THEM AND CLEANING CAGES
PRE MED MAJOR IN ANATOMY ASSEMBLING PLASTIC SKELETONS AT A HALLOWEEN FACTORY
CRIMINAL SCIENCE A SECURITY GUARD/GREETER AT WAL-MART
BUSINESS MAJOR A MAIL ROOM CLERK
AUTOMOBILE  DESIGN A PARKING LOT ATTENDANT
INDUSTRIAL SCIENCE SCREWING ON TAIL LIGHTS ON AN ASSEMBLY LINE AT A YUGO FACTORY (VERY "LIGHT" WORK)
FINANCE A PAN HANDLER
ARCHAEOLOGY ASSIST PEOPLE TO FIND WHERE THEIR DOGS HAVE BURIED THE SOUP BONE THEY WERE PLANNING ON USING TO MAKE SOUP
ART A HOUSE PAINTER
ASTRONOMY SEWING THE STARS ON THE AMERICAN FLAG AT A FLAG FACTORY
BIOLOGY A BUTCHER
CHEMISTRY A TEST TUBE WASHER
SCIENCE WORKING AT A THINK TANK TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHERE THE WHITE GOES WHEN SNOW MELTS
COMMUNICATION A TELEPHONE LINE MAN
COMPUTER SCIENCE A HAND CALCULATOR OPERATOR AT A HATCHERY COUNTING CHICKENS BEFORE THEY'RE HATCHED
ENGINEERING LIONEL TRAIN OPERATOR AT MAJOR DEPARTMENT STORES AT CHRISTMAS (SEASONAL WORK ONLY)
ENVIRONMENTAL SCIENCE BULLDOZER OPERATOR AT A LANDFILL
GEOGRAPHY TRIP TIC MAKER AT AAA
GEOLOGY LIMESTONE OR SANDSTONE QUARRY WORKER
JOURNALISM NEWSPAPER DELIVERY DRIVER
MEDIA RADIO AND TV JANITOR AT WLKR IN NORWALK 
MATHEMATICS CHECK OUT CLERK AT WAL-MART
POLICE SCIENCE HALL WAY MONITOR
PSYCHOLOGY WORKING FULL TIME (INCLUDING OVERTIME) TO TRY AND FIGURE ME OUT!
PRE MED PSYCHIATRIC MAJOR AN ORDERLY AT A PSYCHIATRIC HOSPITAL WARD. (HEY MAYBE YOU'LL SEE ME THERE SOMETIME AND WE CAN "DO BREAKFAST"!)
FINANCE WITH A BUSINESS MAJOR A BANK CLERK
RELIGION MAJOR AND GRADUATE DEGREE IN THEOLOGY A DITCH MAINTENANCE SUPERVISOR FOR THE COUNTY.  NOT TOO MUCH THINKING, YOU JUST GO WITH THE "FLOW" AND MAINTAIN AN "OPEN CHANNEL" (YES, THAT'S THE JOB I HAD)
ANIMAL SCIENCE DOG CLIPPER
PHYSICAL EDUCATION A DOG WALKER
PODIATRY MAJOR A SHOE SALESMAN
BOTANY WEED PULLER FOR A VEGETABLE FARM
OCEANOGRAPHY SWIMMING POOL CLEANER
FLUNKED OUT OF COLLEGE BECAUSE OF A LEARNING DISABILITY AND LOW I.Q. A POLITICIAN
MID EASTERN CULTURE A MOTEL OPERATOR OR CONVENIENCE FOOD STORE CLERK OR A TAXI DRIVER IN ANY LARGE CITY.
RESTAURANT MANAGEMENT A BUS BOY OR DISHWASHER
MASS MARKETING A TELEPHONE SOLICITOR OR JUNK MAIL WRITER OR AN EMAIL SPAMMER
SOCIAL WORK WITH A MAJOR IN MENTAL RETARDATION  A TECHNICAL SERVICE WORKER FOR ANY GADGET YOU BUY (COMPUTERS, SOFTWARE, ETC.)
SEXOLOGY WITH A MAJOR IN  SEXUAL PREDATORS OF CHILDREN A PRIEST
HORSEMANSHIP A STALL CLEANER
POLITICAL SCIENCE A TOILET CLEANER OR A DOORSTOP
AGRICULTURE SELLING WHOLESALE  MERCHANDISE AT A 50% LOSS. (HEY, IT' SURE BEATS FARMING THESE DAYS!)
EMERGENCY MEDICAL TECHNICIAN MAJOR WORKER AT A BAND-AID FACTORY
ETHICS MAJOR USED CAR SALESMAN
REAL ESTATE MAJOR DOG HOUSE ASSEMBLER AT LOWE'S
PRE MED UROLOGY MAJOR PLUMBER'S ASSISTANT OR WORKING AS AN OPERATING ROOM CLEANER  FOR A DOCTOR WHO SPECIALIZES IN CIRCUMCISIONS (THE PAY'S LOUSY BUT YOU PICKUP A LOT OF "TIPS")
MATHEMATICS STATISTICS MAJOR A BLACK JACK DEALER IN LAS VEGAS
RESPIRATORY THERAPY INFLATING BALLOONS FOR WEDDING RECEPTIONS AND GRADUATION PARTIES
MUSIC JUKE BOX REPAIRMAN
FOOD SCIENCE COOK AT MCDONALDS 
PRE MED WITH GYNECOLOGY MAJOR CLERK IN THE LADIES CLOTHING DEPARTMENT AT WAL-MART
DENTISTRY A "FILLING" STATION ATTENDANT
GERIATRICS A BED PAN EMPTIER AT A NURSING HOME (THIS "DEPENDS" IF THERE ARE ANY OPENINGS FOR THIS POSITION)
PHARMACY ASPIRIN BOTTLE PACKER AT BAYER (IF YOU CAN "BAYER" IT) OR A "PHARM" WORKER AT A DAIRY "PHARM". (YOU CAN "MILK" THE OWNER OUT OF EVERYTHING).
SCATOLOGY A MEN'S ROOM ATTENDANT OR SEPTIC TANK CLEANER
HORTICULTURE A REPORTER FOR A TABLOID PAPER DOING AN ARTICLE ON "CAT HOUSES" TO OBSERVE THE LIFE STYLE OF "HOOKERS" (IT HELPS IF YOUR FIRST NAME IS "JOHN")
MASS COMMUNICATIONS A DIRECT TV INSTALLER
MORTUARY SCIENCE A GRAVE DIGGER OR MOWING THE GRASS AT A CEMETERY
POLICE SCIENCE WITH A HOMICIDE MAJOR WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO ME IF I GO ON WITH THIS LIST ANY LONGER
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