MIKE’S APPLE QUIZ

 

·       What was the first apple? (Adam’s “apple”)

·       What do you call a grouchy apple? (A crab apple)

·       What apple wrote a book called How to Win Friends and Influence People? (Norman Vincent “Peel”)

·       Where do apples have trials? (At “core”t houses)

·       What branch of the military do apples go into? (The Marine “Core”)

·       What did the apple do when it had a successful business? (It suc”seed”ed)

·       What do you call an apple who is drunk? (“Sauced”)

·       What is 3.14 in an apple math problem? (Apple “Pie”)

·       What do you call an apple stranger? (An out “cider”)

·       What did the busy apple cider apple say to the other when it was in a hurry? (I’m “pressed” for time)

·       What occupation did the apple trained in writing work for? (The “press”)

·       What do you call an inexperienced apple? (A “green” apple)

·       How do you find out the family history of apples? (By looking at the family “tree”)

·       Where do apples go to prepare for Naval officer careers? (An”apple”lis)

·       What do you call a run down apple motel? (“Seedy”)

·       What do you call a bad apple? (“Core”rupt”)

·       What race do apples go in? (The Indian”apple”lis 500)

·       What famous baseball player came from an orchard? (Lefty “Grove”)

·       What do you call 2 apples that are cutups? (A real “pare”)

·       What do you call an apple that makes a musical mistake?

·       (Hitting a “sour” note)

·       What game do young apples play? (“Apple “Jacks)

·       Who fixes apples shoes? (An apple “cobbler)

·       What did one apple say to the other when it was indecisive about getting into a war? (Are you on our “cider” not?)

·       What did the skunk do to the apple tree? (It “sprayed” it)

·       What musical instrument do apples play? (A “core”net)

·       What kind of horses do apples ride? (“Apple”lossas)

·       What do you call an apples who take a trips on a horse? (Road “apples”)

·       How do apples discipline each other? (With “core”poral punishment)

·       What do you call an apple with a bad sunburn? (A “baked” apple)

·       What was the campaign slogan of an apple named Bob? (Bob for apples)

·       What do you call a high rate of apple employees leaving a job? (Apple “turnovers”)

·       What happens when you criticize a sensitive apple? (It gets a “bruised” ego)

·       What did the pleased audience shout to the apple actor? (En”core”!)

·       What do you call apple UFOs? (Flying “sauce”rs)

·       What is the most popular apple name? (“Core”y)

·       Where do apples go to drink? (The “core”ner bar)

·       What do you call an apple CEO? (A “Core”prate Officer)

·       What do you call an old junker apple car? (A “crate”)

·       What is the favorite beer of apples? (“Cores” Light)

·       What do you call an apple newspaper reporter? (A “core”spondent)

 

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