Before we got into
“heavy ordinance” with .22’s and higher-powered rifles and pistols, we started
out with BB guns. All of our’s were Daisy-brand BB guns. From my “kid
prospective”, I always thought that was a “sissy” name for something as
“lethal” as a BB gun! It’s a good thing we started with those rather than real
firearms, since we used to have many “BB gun fights” in the barn! This was the
kind of activity that our parents always warned us about since the dire results
of this could “put our eye out ”! This warning and prophecy was almost
self-fulfilling, as we will see! The usual combatants were Tim, Tom B., Len H.,
and I, and all “battles” were fought in our barn. The first thing Tim and I would do to prepare for “battle” is to
go down to Shoop’s Hardware Store in Berlin Heights and stock up on “ammo”. EVERYTIME
we would buy tubes of “BB’s,” Mr. Shoop would sternly warn us “Not to shoot out
any windows.” Who, US??? Hmmmm, it always amazed us as to how he was “onto us”!
Later on, we realized that he was once a young boy too. In those days, you
could buy a short tube of BB’s for 5 cents and a bigger one for a dime. There
was a really BIG tube for a quarter, but we NEVER, to my recollection, ever
bought one of those, since it was way too expensive for us! We would prepare
the “battlefield” by first making “forts” from hay and straw bales on each side
of the barn. On the north side of the barn were the hay “forts” and on the
south side were the straw “forts.” On the day of the big battle, which was
usually a Saturday, Tim and I would make sure that each of our forts were
properly constructed with several “firing ports”, which were small slots
between bales and that there was at least one roof area to protect against
ricochet shots from above from the metal barn roof. Tim was especially skilled
in this type of sneaky warfare, which later served him very well in our Chuck’s
Bar 61 pool games. When all preparations were made and all the “warriors”
assembled, we were ready to do battle! If one or more of us were really a
low-life sneak, we would open fire before all of us were in the forts! I would
usually don an old very thick leather “bomber jacket” that I found up in the
attic, which made a great “BB proof vest”! It’s nothing short of a miracle that
none of us did indeed “put out an eye” with all the “lead” that was flying
around at each other! The closest we came happened to Tim during one siege. I
don’t remember who got in the “lucky shot” (I’m sure it wasn’t me…) that
ended one particular battle. The way Tim described his becoming “wounded in
action” was that he looked down over his fort from the top of the straw loft
and saw a BB coming right at his right eye! He said it was just like in a cartoon;
the BB seemed to be moving in slow motion right at him and getting bigger and
bigger. He closed his eyes and his eyelids also went down in slow motion and
just as his eyelids finally closed, the BB hit him right in the inside corner
of his right eye, right on the tear duct! His eye was very red and sore for
quite awhile afterward. I think, we greatly curtailed our BB gun fights after
that incident. We went to “safer” things like playing with cherry bombs,
shooting .22 shells in corncobs with a BB gun, playing with fire, etc., etc. As
I recall, Tim and I mostly played “war” with our BB guns by shooting down my “Army
men” in our bedroom! I often, after reminiscing about these things with Tim,
exclaim, “And we wonder why they drank!” Wonder indeed…