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HOW CAN YOU TELL WHAT GENDER A TRACTOR IS? |
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WHAT DO YOU SAY TO A SICK TRACTOR? |
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HOW DOES A TRACTOR WITH NO ELECTRIC STARTER FEEL? |
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WHAT KIND OF CANDY DOES A TRACTOR PREFER? |
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WHERE DO TRACTORS GO TO HAVE A DRINK? |
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WHAT KIND OF HUNTING DO TRACTORS DO BEST? |
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WHERE DO TRACTORS GO WHEN VISITING A TOWN FOR THE
FIRST TIME? |
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WHEN IS A TRACTOR LIKE A PHYSICIAN? |
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WHAT CLOTHES DOES A FARMER WEAR WHEN HE REBUILDS A
TRACTOR ENGINE? |
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WHY DID THE TRACTOR GO TO THE CHIROPRACTOR? |
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WHAT DID THE MAGIC TRACTOR DO? |
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WHAT BRAND OF TRACTOR COMES IN A BOX? |
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WHAT DO YOU CALL A TRACTOR IN PRISON? |
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WHY COULDN'T THEY EVER HANG A MAN WITH A TRACTOR IN
TEXAS. |
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WHERE DO TRACTORS PLAY MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL? |
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WHAT CAUSED THE TRACTOR TO GO TO THE DENTIST? |
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WHAT IS A PROFESSIONAL TRACTOR CALLED? |
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WHAT DOES A TRACTOR DO AFTER IT GRADUATES FROM
COLLEGE? |
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WHERE DO TRACTORS THAT ARE POLITICIANS GO DURING
ELECTIONS? |
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WHY ARE THERE EXACTLY 20 QUESTIONS ON THIS TRACTOR
QUIZ? |
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ANSWERS |
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BY THE WAY IT'S "EQUIPPED". |
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"DON'T WORRY, YOU'LL "PULL" THROUGH. |
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"CRANKY" |
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FANNY FARMER |
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TO "DRAW BARS" |
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"DEERE" HUNTING. |
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TO THE ALLIS "CHALMERS" OF COMMERCE! |
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WHEN IT MAKES ROUNDS. |
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BIB OVER"HAULS". |
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BECAUSE IT PULLED A "DISK". |
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IT TURNED INTO A FIELD! |
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A "CASE". |
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A "CON"TRACTOR! |
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BECAUSE THEY ALWAYS USED A ROPE!!! |
BECAUSE THEY HAD TO USE A ROPE!!! |
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ON "FARM" TEAMS. |
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AN "ACRE". |
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A "PRO"TRACTOR. |
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IT DEPENDS ON WHAT FIELD IT GOES INTO. |
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TO TRACTOR "POLLS". |
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BECAUSE THAT'S ALL I CAN THINK OF RIGHT NOW!!!!!!! |
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