DID YOU EVER WANT TO REALLY IMPRESS SOMEONE WITH BIG INTELLIGENT SOUNDING WORDS, LIKE WHEN YOU RUN INTO YOUR GARBAGE MAN, BAG LADY, HOBO, OR OTHERS? WELL, FINALLY HERE'S YOUR CHANCE. JUST PUT SOME "KEY WORDS" (LIKE A SUBJECT AND VERB AND SPRINKLE IN A FEW OTHER WORDS, THEN HIT THE BUTTON! HAVE FUN AND PLAY AROUND WITH IT! I THINK YOU WILL FIND IT WILL CAUSE YOU TO BE PERPLEXED BY THE PERPONDERANCE OF YOUR OWN PROPENSITIES,  SIGNIFYING AN EPISTOLMOLOGICAL AURA WITH METAPHYSICAL CONTENTIONS, INDEED.
(SUBTITLED: "MIKE'S SOUND-LIKE-YOU-SWALLOWED-A-THESAURUS PAGE"!)
Enter your very own key words and hit "SENTENCE!"