ü    ALL Major and Minor Credit Cards Accepted

ü    Cash Preferred (In unmarked bills)

ü    Foreign Currency Accepted (In fact I have a real “Yen” for it)

ü    All Personal Checks Accepted (Try my new “Hassle Free” Payment Plan. Just give me a blank check and I’ll take care of the rest).

ü    New Ultimate For Your Convenience Payment Method! (All you have to do is give me your savings and checking account numbers and I’ll do the rest.)

ü    I Will Also Barter Items for Monkey Clothes (If you happen to have any laying around)

ü    Use Pay Pal (Or my new version: Pay Up Pal)