MORE A FEW OBSERVATIONS AND QUESTIONS ON DAILY LIFE

 (AKA “MIKE’S immutable LAWS ON LIVING”)

 

Just what DO cats want anyway?

 

Why do cats always leave about 1/3 bowl of cat food and never

eat it below this point?

 

If traffic lights are red or green 50% of the time, then why is the red light ALWAYS in your lane? Part B: If you try and slow down to “time it” so the light will change to green, it will change the INSTANT you come to a complete stop!

 

Why didn’t RONCO “Vegematics” ever catch on?

 

When you ask a question about something the explanation is, “That’s what they say”. Who are “they”?

 

98.39 percent of all “road-closing” blizzards occur on weekends or holidays.

 

Is it true that there’s just 1 fruitcake that has EVER existed, and it gets passed around every Christmas season?

 

Time goes MUCH slower at work and MUCH faster on evenings, weekends, and holidays.

 

When we were in school, why did we ALWAYS want tests on Fridays?

 

What does a convention of Mimes talk about?

 

Why do you ALWAYS find ONLY 1 shoe along the road?

 

Why do almost ALL policemen have mustaches?

 

Why do we drive on a Parkway and park on a Driveway?

 

Where does the “white” go when snow melts?