| WHAT I'M GOING TO DO STARTING THE NEXT DAY AFTER I RETIRE! | ||||||||
| HAVE A THREE STOOGES MARATHON BY WATCHING ALL 97 CURLY'S STRAIGHT THROUGH! (ACCORDING TO MY CALCULATIONS, THIS WILL TAKE 29.1 HOURS)! | ||||||||
| HAVE A LITTLE RASCALS MARATHON BY WATCHING ALL 79 EPISODES STRAIGHT THROUGH! (ACCORDING TO MY CALCULATIONS, THIS WILL TAKE 22.4 HOURS)! | ||||||||
| HAVE A LETHAL WEAPON MARATHON BY WATCHING ALL 4 MOVIES STRAIGHT THROUGH! | ||||||||
| HAVE A HARD TO KILL MARATHON BY WATCHING ALL 3 MOVIES STRAIGHT THROUGH! | ||||||||
| HAVE A STAR WARS (ORIGINAL MOVIES) MARATHON BY WATCHING ALL 3 IN A ROW! | ||||||||
| GO GROCERY SHOPPING AROUND 3:00 A.M. AT THE 24 HR. MEIJERS! | ||||||||
| LET MY VERY SHORT WELL-TRIMMED BEARD GROW REALLY BUSHY! | ||||||||
| SHOP AROUND FOR A USED HARLEY SPORTSTER WITH THE MONEY I'M SAVING UP AND TAKE OFF ON A CROSS-COUNTRY TRIP WITH NO PARTICULAR TIME PLAN OR ITINERARY! (THE TRIP WILL START SOMETIME AROUND JUNE, OR WHENEVER)! | ||||||||
| READ READ READ!!!!!! | ||||||||
| NOT KNOWING OR CARING WHAT THE DATE OR THE DAY OF THE WEEK IT IS! | ||||||||
| LISTEN TO ALL NIGHT TALK RADIO PROGRAMS LIVE WITHOUT HAVING TO TAPE THEM! | ||||||||
| FINALLY! BEING FREE TO BE LEFT TO MY "OWN DEVICES"!!!!!! | ||||||||
| FACE THE SOUTH (TOWARD COLUMBUS) EVERY DAY, AND THANK GOD FOR PERS! | ||||||||
| FINALLY SET MY BEDSIDE CLOCK RADIO ALARM TO "OFF"!!!! | ||||||||
| STOP TAKING MY MEDICATION FOR A WHILE AND GETTING REALLY CREATIVE ON MY WEB SITE!!!! | ||||||||
| DO I PLAN OR EXPECT TO EVER "GET BORED" WITH RETIREMENT? NOT A CHANCE! | ||||||||
| THIS IS JUST WHAT I'M PLANNING THE 1ST MONTH! OR SO!!! CHECK BACK NOW AND THEN FOR ADDITIONS TO THIS LIST!!!! | ||||||||