When Tim
and I were young kids, our father was always yelling at us for ruining our
shoes. I especially was an expert in the art of ruining my shoes. I would
rarely untie my shoes before getting in or out of them. When our father would
catch me jamming my foot in an untied shoe like a loafer shoe, he would yell, “Don’t
do that, untie the shoes or you’ll break down the “counters””! Years later
I finally found out what “counters” were. They are the top edges of the
rear of the shoe over the heels. (See below). After a short time the “counters”
on my shoes would be “broken down” and then I had to untie my shoes to
pull up the end! This was before the days of my “Boot fetish”. Since high school
I’ve rarely worn shoes, preferring boots (Western or Wellington). The only main
exception was when I was in the Navy (but off duty I was always found in
boots). When we needed new shoes, which seemed to be much more often than not,
especially for me with the chronically broken down “counters”, our mother and/or
father would take us to Norwalk to the “Red Goose” Shoe store. As best as I can
recall, it was on Main Street on the north side of the road. When we would get
to the store, I immediately said, “I want loafers, or as I called them in early
years, shoes you don’t have to tie”. The answer was always the same, “NO!!!” I
never did know why, but when I “turned 21” (as my mother always said) THEN, I
got a motorcycle and “shoes you don’t have to tie”! Since then, I’ve had both! Maybe
the reason I’ve always worn boots is not so much a “fetish” as it is a hidden
rebellion against “tie shoes” I had to wear as a kid. (Hmmmm, I’ll make a note
of that which will add some interesting fodder to my next visit with my “shrink”,
Doc. Holliday.) When we would enter the “Red Goose” Shoe store we were immediately
directed to sit down in one of the chairs, which were all lined up in a long
row. They were black with chrome round armrests. Then a guy would appear and
ask our mother/father what kind of shoes they wanted for us (ANY tie type)! The
guy would then take the chrome and black metal shoe size measurer and have us
take off our right shoe and he would have us stand on it and then slide the end
to the tip of our big toe, then push the side to the edge of our socked foot.
After measuring ME, every shoe guy ALWAYS said, “He has a very narrow foot and
it might be hard to find a good selection; the only kind of shoe that will fit
properly is a TIE shoe”. At least that’s what they all “claimed”. To this day I
believe it was a major conspiracy between my parents and the “shoe guy” to
prevent me from wearing “shoes that don’t tie”! Over the years after “I turned
21”, and been wearing boots and “shoes that don’t tie” ever since, I have YET
to find most any boot that does not fit properly. Hmmm, I have always had “flat
feet” and that never kept me out of the Navy since they didn’t appear to care.
AH HA! ANOTHER myth exploded! Of course when I took my first physical in
1966 at The Armed Forces Examining Station in Cleveland I DID “hold my arches
up” during it. One guy saw the military doctor look at his feet and write
something down and when he told the guy he had “flat feet”, the guy asked him
if that would keep him out of the military, the doctor said, “You’re 1-A all
the way”. (I guess I needn’t have bothered to “hold up my arches”). ANYWAY,
after we got our new shoes, we would run up to the big plastic “Red Goose” and
pull his neck forward and a big plastic “goose egg” would fall from underneath.
We pulled it apart and there was a “prize” in it! Then, the REALLY COOL part
came when we would get up and a machine that looked like a pay scale. You would
put your feet into a slot and flip a switch and look through a viewfinder. It
was an X-ray machine and you could see your bare feet and toes inside the shoes!
The whole picture had a green tint to it and we moved our toes and saw them!
Too bad there are no more Red Goose Shoe Stores around, I would love to see my
feet inside my boots to know once and for all if I have a “proper fit” with
such a narrow foot wearing “shoes that don’t tie”! It would also be fun to “accidentally”
hit the Red Goose head and see what kind of prizes they put into the eggs these
days! (This would be for “study” and “experimental” uses only you understand)?