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TOTAL STAMP BOOKS

3 Inch Screen Black and White Television Set With Tubes

143,812

Record Player  

729,391,016

A piece of Mike's mind (Very limited quantities)   

1/590th of 1 stamp

1 Gross of used hypodermic needles from the AIDS Ward of DOA Central Hospital (Great for removing slivers, or use as toothpicks, etc.)!

284,925,015

1988 Yugo Used Car   

291,830,665,017

1 Dozen used flashbulbs

491,371

Stuffed Tree Sloth

916,027

Reel to Reel Tape Recorder (Tape not included)

200,951

Pink Polyester Shirt (size xxx small only)

892,003

20 Ton Bank Vault

3 Stamps

Combination for above vault

992,716

1 Dozen Blank VCR Beta Tapes

45,001

Black and White Slides of Slug Races

88,476

16 mm Movie Projector

916,158

Gift Certificate for Leeches R Us Store

42,824

14 Caret Gold Diamond Studded Garbage Can

772,666,914,321

A good story by Mike     

Not Available

Adolph Hitler's ACTUAL Original Wristwatch! Certified only one of it's kind! (Recently discounted due to overstock)

666

Book: How To Diffuse an Atomic Bomb, by the Three Stooges

12,846

8 Track Tape Cartridge, Barry Manilow: The Disco Years

456,936

VCR Beta Video Tape. "Safe Dating Tips" Narrated by Charles Manson

869,002

Book: How to Give Fast Haircuts, by Edward Scissor Hands

111,832

24 mm Film Travelogue: "Landfills and Dumps of the World"

481,909

24 mm Film: "A Tour of Cesspools of the World"

481,910

Book, VCR Tape, and DVD. "How to Get Mike to Stop Writing This Kind of Stuff and Preventing Him Sending Email." (Hurry! Supplies are rapidly running out!)

481,947,302,457,

206,992,002,558