One of our childhood friends is Kit W. There’s no
doubt in my mind that he is indeed a mechanical genius. I have not watched any “Network” T.V. since MASH
ended because, in my opinion, real TV comedy ended when that show ended. As a
result, I’ve never seen the program MacGyver. They say MacGyver can
make anything with a jack knife with any material lying around. Kit is
out of that same mold too. I think he could take a jack knife, go into a garage
full of junk, and build a Boeing 747! When Tim and I were kids our
special “gift” was wrecking things as opposed to building them. When we were in
the midst of wrecking any of our toys by playing too roughly with them, our
mother would always yell at us and say, “Why don’t you just take a hammer to
it?” Hmmm, Probably because there weren’t any hammers within reach, I
guess! When we were kids and had “The Roost”, (click to read story) Kit
built all kinds of neat and practical things for us. One thing was that he took
a heater motor out of our wrecked 1951 Dodge “Puddle jumper” and made a fan to
circulate air. He also took a track switching conrol board from our electric
train set and an old doorbell we found, and made an electric doorbell! Both
these things worked off an old auto battery we “dug up” somewhere. If I recall
correctly, we swiped it from our barn, or was it Kit’s barn??? It was also his
idea to build a basement in “The Roost” which kept us very busy for a few weeks!
He showed us how to build “Spoke
guns” (click to read
story) which really gave us a lot of entertainment and fun! I think his “crowning achievement” was the
“Upside-down Bike” he built (see pic below)! I’m not sure if he had plans or
guidance from somewhere else, or if he just thought of it and put it together
on his own. (Hey Kit let me know). I’ll bet he thought of it and did it on his
own. He flipped a frame from a regular bicycle upside down, added handlebars
from old table legs, and spun his magic for the rest of the mechanical details.
There was a lead pipe, if I recall correctly, for the seat stem and he bent it
to make it comfortable to pedal. Kit, Tim, and I had a blast riding that bike
down the road and seeing people’s reactions!!!! We needed a running start to
push the bike as fast as we could, then put our left foot on the pedal then
boost ourselves up on the seat. One time we put the hand bars i.e. “Ape
hangers”, on our regular bikes just for the fun of it! I remember riding my
bike down Collins Road with those giant “Ape Hangers” and getting a real kick
out of it!!! I always looked forward Kit would ride into our driveway with his
Upside down bike! I remember the first time he rode it to our place, it “blew
my mind”!!! We would always hear Kit yelling “Yip Yip Yip Yahoo” to
acknowledge his arrival. His genius really added some practicality and envy to
our kid life!!!! Would that Tim and I had had the gift of building vice
wrecking. If we had than our parents probably wouldn’t have drank to the extent
they did!!! J