MIKE’S WHEAT QUIZ PAGE!

 

1.     WHAT WAS THE GREAT TRAGEDY OF THE YOUNG WHEAT KERNEL THAT WAS MURDERED?

 

2.     WHAT JOB CAN A KERNEL OF WHEAT DO AT AN ELEMENTRAY SCHOOL?

 

3.     WHAT KIND OF LOCKS DO WHEAT STALKS USE?

 

4.     WHAT HORRIBLE THING HAPPENED TO THE ATTRACTIVE YOUNG FEMALE WHEAT STALK?

 

5.     WHAT OLD HYMN DO WHEAT STALKS SING IN CHURCH?

 

6.     WHAT RANK DO MATURE WHEAT STALKS GET IN THE ARMY?

 

7.     HOW DO WHEAT FIELDS ELECT THEIR LEADERS?

 

8.     WHY DO UNEMPLOYED WHEAT STALKS WORK AT BAKERIES?

 

9.     WHY DO WHEAT STALKS ALWAYS MAKE GOOD DECISIONS?

 

10.                          WHY DIDN’T THE WHEAT STALKS IN THE WHOLE FIELD NOT LIKE THE OBNOXIOUS FARMER?

 

11.                          HOW DO MONKS MAKE WHEAT HOLY?

 

12.                         WHY DO WHEAT STALKS ALWAYS LOSE DEBATES?

 

13.                         WHAT KIND OF WHEAT LIVES AROUND TRAILER PARKS?

 

14.                          WHAT CRIME WAS THE WHEAT KERNEL CHARGED WITH?

 

15.                        WHERE DO WHEAT FIELDS KEEP THEIR “DOUGH”?

 

16.                          WHAT IS A MALE WHEAT STALK CALLED?

 

17.                          WHAT IS A FEMALE WHEAT STALK CALLED?

 

18.                         WHAT ARE WHEAT CHILDREN CALLED?

 

19.                         WHAT ARE FROSTBITTEN WHEAT CHILDREN CALLED?

 

(ANSWERS BELOW)

 

 

 

 

ANSWERS:

 

1.     IT WAS “CUT DOWN” IN THE “FLOUR” OF ITS YOUTH!

2.     A “HULL” MONITOR.

3.     “COMBINE”NATION LOCKS!

4.     SHE WAS “REAPED”!

5.     “BRINGING IN THE SHEAVES”

6.     FULL “KERNEL”

7.     BY “STRAW” POLLS

8.     BECAUSE THEY “KNEAD” THE “DOUGH”

9.     BECAUSE THEY USE THEIR “HEADS”

10.                          HE RUBBED THEM AGAINST THE “GRAIN”

11.                          WITH GRAIN DRILLS

12.                        . THEY ALWAYS SET UP STRAW MEN

13.                        . “WHEAT THRASH”

14.                          “STALKING”

15.                          IN GRAIN BANKS

16.                          “BUCK” WHEAT

17.                          “DOUGH”

18.                          “MINI” WHEATS

19.                          “FROSTED MINI WHEATS”