One of the things I liked
just 2nd only to baling hay was picking corn. In fact, when I was
much younger, I always said I’d rather make hay than make love. Now I can’t do
either one very well! For one thing, the corn really smelled good and I was
always fascinated with the corn picker and how it picked it. We had a 1-row New
Idea corn picker. It took forever to pick a whole field of corn in those days. As
a matter of fact, with a 2-row corn planter, it took forever to plant the field
too. While our father or Uncle Ned harvested the corn, Tim and I would usually
sit in the wagon and watch it all pile up. In those days, everyone picked corn
in ears. It really came out of the picker at high speed and a lot of force.
Most of the time it would hit the chain across the wagon sides and bounce off.
We had to be careful we didn’t get hit with any ears because that would really
sting! If we wanted it shelled, we had to take it to the local elevator and
have them shell if for us. After picking, they would either put it in a round
silo made from layers of red wooden snow fence, or in the old corn house. (See
pics below). Tim and I used to have great times in the old corn house. One of
the neat things in it was an old hand cranked corn sheller. It looked a lot
like the pic below except it was all colored silver. We could really get it
going fast by cranking on the big flywheel crank. When we shoved an ear of corn
in it, it would shell it in no time! Most of the time we didn’t actually use it
for shelling corn, we just like to crank it and see how fast it would go, then
how long it would “coast” to a stop. We also used to burn the corncobs in the
old cook stove in the downstairs kitchen.
Once and a while we’d find a
red ear of corn which was really neat! It looked like Indian corn! We usually
kept it somewhere so it wouldn’t be exiled to cattle feed. THEY wouldn’t have
appreciated it! I’ve always liked Indian corn, I think it’s really pretty. One
time I put a nice bunch of it hanging on my door and the birds slowly ate it until
there were just cobs left. Our Grandmother “Ollie” used to string necklaces
with dried Indian corn kernels. They were very nice and she sold most of them.
Another type of corn we
enjoyed was sweet corn. We used to have a small stand when we were kids and
sell sweet corn along the road. (See pic below). Tim has picked up this
tradition and sells not only sweet corn, but many other homegrown vegetables
along the road with his big stand. Back then, as now, I always like to cook fresh sweet corn. As a matter of fact,
if the water isn’t boiling right after I pick and husk it, then it isn’t fresh!
One year we raised a field of sweet corn for Stokley’s in Norwalk. When it was ripe and before
Stokley’s would come to harvest it, we would pick a lot of it to sell at our
little stand. We were always careful not to pick too much in one spot so they
wouldn’t get suspicious. Now that I think back, I don’t think the guy that
picked it really cared since we were paid by the ton. I think it was $16.00 per
ton if I recall correctly. I used to help my grandmother Sommers make corn
relish. Now that was really good! I haven’t had any corn relish since. I mean
how would it compare to hers?
As long as I’m on the subject
of corn, we used to have a lot of fun popping pop corn at home. We used a pan
with a cover and first got the oil very hot. We always let it get so hot that a
pop corn kernel thrown into it popped almost immediately. At this stage, we
emptied the pop corn into it. As it popped, we had to continuously shake the pan
back and forth on the burner, or it would burn. What happened more often than not
is that we put too much corn in the pan and as it popped, it would raise up the
lid on the pan. After it was popped and poured into a bowl, which was usually
too small to hold all the popped corn, we added salt and melted real butter and
poured it all over the top and mixed it in. WOW! Talk about GOOD! Sometimes I
pop corn the same way even now and I still put too much corn in and the
lid rises up. Corn popped this way tastes a whole lot better than the microwave
popcorn sold these days.
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“COB JOB”
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