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MIKE’S
“CORNY” QUIZ 1. What did the
storeowner tell the corn after buying something? (OK, “Shell” out!) 2. What crime
did the corn get convicted of? (“Stalking”) 3. Why can’t
you tell any secrets in a cornfield? (The corn has “ears) 4. What kind of
jokes does corn tell? (“Corny” 5. What do corn
graduates wear on their hats? (Tassels) 6. What happens
when a field of corn is picked? (“Ear today, gone tomorrow) 7. What does
corn use to stiffen up the washing? (Corn starch) 8. What does
corn put on pancakes? (Corn syrup) 9. What is the favorite
song of cornfields? (Row row row your boat) 10.
Where does baby corn sleep? (In “cribs”) 11.
What rank does corn always attain in the military?
(“Kernel”) 12.
What does corn get on its feet? (“Corns”) 13.
What did the mother corn yell to its teenaged corn
stalk? (Where have you “Bin?”) 14.
Where did the relatives of a corn stalk live? (Right
around the “corn”er 15.
What did the cornfield say to the farmer? (“Don’t
“pick” on us!) 16.
What are corn clothes made of? (Silk) 17.
What do you call a big ear of corn? (“Husk”y) 18.
What do corn teachers do? (“Field” questions) 19.
What determines what college educated ears of corn do
for an occupation? (It depends on what “field” they go into) 20.
What kind of dogs do corn stalks always own?
(“Husk”ies) 21.
What “field” do educated ears of corn usually go into?
(Engin”ear”ing) 22.
What kind of pipes do corn stalks smoke? (Corn cob
pipes of course) 23.
How do you catch run away corn stalks? (By “corn”ering
them) 24.
What gas station do corn stalks that drive always go
to? (“Shell” Oil) 25.
What famous person came from a cornfield? (Lee J.
“Cob”b) 26.
What do corn stalks play poker with? (“Corn” chips) 27.
What dirty stuff do male corn stalks read? (“Corn”ography)
(aka “corn porn”) 28.
What are corn fathers called? (“Pop”corn”) 29.
What happens when a corn stalk breaks the law? (It
gets “Hulled” to jail) 30.
What kind of dances do popcorn fields have? (Popcorn
balls) 31.
How do popcorn stalks get people to give them their
own way? (By “buttering” them up) 32.
Who is the most famous corn gangster? (Al Ca”pone”) 33.
Why did the cornstalk get released from jail? (Because
the evidence against it was “planted”) 34.
What happened to the ear of corn when it goofed up on
the job? (It was “canned”) 35.
What do corn stalks say when they have to urinate?
(Excuse me while I go to the “can”) 36.
What was the reaction of the ear of sweet corn when it
was picked? (It was “boiling” mad) 37.
What kind of bread does corn eat? (“Corn” bread) 38.
What did the ear of corn do when it had a good
occasion? (It “relished” it) 39.
What do Shakespeare corn actors say? (Lend me your
“ears”) 40.
What malady does corn always get? (“Ear” aches) 41.
What did the corn stalk say to the other one when it
did something difficult? (Try and “top” this) 42.
Why do male corn ears always shave after they’re
picked? (Because there’s a lot of “stubble”) 43.
Why do some woman ears of corn hang around bars? (To
get “picked” up) 44.
What do you call ears of corn that are weird? (Corn
“flakes”) 45.
What do corn stalks do with their pictures after
they’re developed? (They “crop” them) 46.
What do you call corn stalk pet dogs? (“corn” dogs) 47.
What did one corn stalk say to the other after it
performed a near impossible act? (A”maize”ing!) 48.
Where do corn stalks go to drink? (To the “corn”er
bar) 49.
Why don’t corn stalks ever raise their tassels when
someone asks for volunteers? (They don’t want to be “picked”) 50.
What do popcorn stalks use to celebrate the New Year?
(“Corn poppers”) 51.
What are cornfield roads made out of? (“Cob”ble
stones) 52.
Who fixes shoes for corn stalks? (“Cob”blers) 53.
What is the favorite card game for corn stalks?
(“Crib”bage) 54.
What famous baseball player came from a cornfield?
(Willie “Maize”) 55.
What kind of corn is grown on reservations? (Indian
corn) 56.
What college do all corn stalks attend? (“Corn” 57.
What kind of horses do corn stalks own? (“Pone”ys) 58.
What did the brave corn stalks do in the face of
adversity? (They “rows” to the occasion) 59.
What does corn do during a bad storm? (Seeks “shel”ter) 60.
What did the boy and girl corn stalks do? (They “cultivated”
a relationship) 61.
What did the ear of corn turn into after it was wet
and rotten? (Mush) 62.
What is the favorite dish of corn stalks?
(“Mush”rooms) 63.
What are weird ears of corn called in the winter?
(Frosted “Corn” Flakes) 64.
What did the parents of a small corn spout say to it
when it was acting immature? (Grow up!) 65.
What is the name of the cornfield newsletter? (“Stalk”
Talk) 66.
What did the ear of corn say after its vacation from
work? (Back to the old “grind”) 67.
What do you call corn dads that are nice? (Sugar Corn
Pops) 68.
What is the result of the ear of corn getting its toes
caught in a meat grinder and giving away the results? (“Frito” Corn Chips) 69.
What do corn stalks use when they ride horses? (Riding
“crops”) 70.
Why don’t ears of corn ever do anything dangerous?
(Because they’re yellow) 71.
What occupation do many graduates of “Corn” 72.
What do women corn stalks wear on their “ears”?
(“Ear”rings. 73.
What malady do cornstalks usually get? (“Ear” aches) OK OK! I’ll stop this quiz now since
you’ve all been “pun”ished enough!!!! |