MURKY RESEARCH, INC.

PRIVACY POLICY

 

Nobody ever actually reads privacy policies, so we can tell it like it is and none of you saps will ever know. Murky Research, Inc. is seriously short of money. All of our checks have bounced. When we get your completed survey, we will sell all of your personal information, including, but not limited to: Your name, address, phone number, email address, and Social Security number to every telemarketer, junk mailer, and spammer in the known universe. It serves you right for getting involved in anything connected with Mike.