MIKE'S BELOVED FAN EVALUATION FORM

MIKE'S BELOVED FAN SURVEY FORM

 

In order for me to best serve you, my beloved fans, I would ask you to please take the time to fill out this survey. This will greatly assist me in my endless quest for organization and efficiency and to better serve you,  my beloved fans, as well as to refute Yahoo's accusation that my website is a total waste of space on their Internet servers.

 

Please print this form and then answer all questions as honestly as you can.

 

Please place an "X" on the line preceding each answer. In order to truthfully and accurately utilize the integrity of this survey, please check only one (1) answer for each numbered question.

 

1.  How would you rate Mike's character?

     

         ______ Mike is the greatest guy in the world

 

         ______ Mike is the greatest guy in the world

 

         ______ Mike is the greatest guy in the world

 

 

2.  How would you rate Mike's Web Site?

 

        ______ The BEST in the World!

 

        ______ The BEST in the World!

 

        ______ The BEST in the World!

 

 

3.  How would you rate Mike's stories?

 

       ______ The best, most creative, humorous stories I've ever read!

 

       ______ The best, most creative, humorous stories I've ever read!

 

       ______ The best, most creative, humorous stories I've ever read!

 

 

4.  If you had the time, how much time would you spend on Mike's Web Site?

 

       ______ 24 hours a day, 7 days a week (including Christmas)

 

       ______ 24 hours a day, 7 days a week (including Christmas)

     

       ______ 24 hours a day, 7 days a week (including Christmas)

 

 

5.  How often would you like to see Mike's stories posted?

 

      _____ At least 1 every hour 24 hours a day! (Including Christmas)

 

     _____ At least 1 every hour 24 hours a day!  (Including Christmas)

 

     _____ At least 1 every hour 24 hours a day!  (Including Christmas)

 

 

6.  What would your reaction be if Mike would suddenly delete

 his website and never post anything again?

 

    _____  I'd blow my brains out!

 

    _____  I'd blow my brains out!

 

    _____  I'd blow my brains out!

 

 

 

7.  How would you rate Mike's website on a scale of 1? (with 1 being the highest rating)  ________

 

 

8.  After reading Mike's stories, what do you think of his sanity?

 

    _____ Totally sane and sober as a judge!

 

    _____ Totally sane and sober as a judge!

 

    _____ Totally sane and sober as a judge!

 

 

9.  How would you rate Mike's intelligence?

 

   _____ The most intelligent man who has ever lived. (Sorry Einstein)

 

   _____ The most intelligent man who has ever lived. (Sorry Einstein)

 

   _____ The most intelligent man who has ever lived. (Sorry Einstein)

 

 

10.  Do you think that Mike ever gets too compulsive and/or obsessive with posting new stuff on his website?

 

    _____ Are you kidding! I want more more more!

 

    _____ Are you kidding! I want more more more!

 

    _____ Are you kidding! I want more more more!

 

 

11.  Do you trust the honesty and integrity of this survey?

 

    _____ Of course I do. This is the most honest survey I have ever seen!

 

    _____ Of course I do. This is the most honest survey I have ever seen!

 

    _____ Of course I do. This is the most honest survey I have ever seen!

 

 

Thank you for your participation in completing this survey. When you have completed it, please use your own envelope and postage and send the completed survey to:

 

Murky Research, Inc.

c/o Seedy Motel

3091743 Liars Lane

Crab Grass Hollow, Mississippi  71042-0021

 

Please copy the below information on the left front of your envelope under the address:

Attention:  The black van in the furthest parking space behind the crabapple tree in the rear parking lot of the Seedy Motel.

 

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