REGISTRATION FORM FOR THE 1ST ANNUAL MIKE'S STORIES FANS INTERNATIONAL CONVENTION

REGISTRATION FORM FOR THE

1ST ANNUAL MIKE'S STORIES FANS INTERNATIONAL CONVENTION

JANUARY 1- 2, 2009

 

HELD AT:

ICE CUBE ACRES MOTEL & GAS STATION

294 DOGBREATH RD.

FROSTVILLE, ICELAND

PHONE: (999-BIG SNOW)

ELROY T. FINKLEFOOT, MANAGER

Email: IceCubeAcresMotelAndGasStation@doa.com

Website: IceCubeAcresMotelAndGasStation.com

 

NAME_____________________________________________________________

 

ADDRESS__________________________________________________________

 

HOW ARE YOU PLANNING TO ARRIVE AT THE CONVENTION SITE FROM YOUR HOME?

___ CAR

___ DOGSLED

___ WALKING

___ FLYING (CLOSEST AIRPORT IS 971.836 MILES FROM CONVENTION SITE)

___ BICYCLE

___ HORSE

___ TAXI

___ HITCHHIKE

___ STOLE AWAY ON SHIP

___ OTHER ( PLEASE DESCRIBE)____________________________________________

 

DUE TO THE EXCITEMENT OF THE CONVENTION, THE FOLLOWING INFORMATION IS REQUIRED. PLEASE INDICATE BELOW:

 

ARE YOU ON ANY KIND OF HEART MEDICTION FOR A HEART CONDITION?

___YES (IF YES, PLEASE BRING YOUR X-RAYS WITH YOU)

___ NO

___ MAYBE

___ NOT SURE

 

ARE YOU ON ANY KIND OF MEDICATION FOR A MENTAL CONDITION?

___ YES

___ NO

___ EXPECT TO BE AFTER THE CONVENTION

 

ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO SCREWDRIVERS? ___ YES ___NO (NOT RELATED TO ANYTHING CONNECTED WITH THIS CONVENTION, I WAS JUST CURIOUS).

 

 

AGENDA FOR THE CONVENTION:

NOTE: ALL MEETINGS WILL BE HELD OUTSIDE UNLESS THE TEMPERATURE GOES BELOW -53. IN THAT CASE, WE WILL MEET AT THE MOTEL GAS STATION.

 

JANUARY 1

3:22 AM 4:01 AM MEET AT LOUIE'S GREASY SPOON DINER FOR BREAKFAST (YOU BUY)

4:09 AM 5:07AM WELCOME BY MIKE

5:11 AM 5:11 AM INTRODUCTION OF CONVENTION ATTENDEES

5:13AM 5:13AM ALL I KNOW ABOUT CREATIVE AND INTERESTING STORY WRITING

5:16 AM 11:43PM HOW TO REMOVE YOUR NAME FROM MIKE'S NEW STORY NOTIFICATION EMAIL LIST

11:44PM 11:45PM FREE TIME TO EAT OR SEND POSTCARDS HOME

11:46PM 5:59PM HOW TO AVOID FEELING NAUSEOUS WHILE READING MIKE'S STORIES

6:01PM - 6:06PM DINNER AT JAKE'S DIVE. MENU: SEAL BURGERS AND ICECREAM (YOU BUY)

6:11PM 10:52PM UPCOMING STORIES FOR JANUARY 3RD AND JANUARY 4TH.

10:53PM - MIDNIGHT TOUR OF THE FROSTVILLE SANITARY LANDFILL

 

JANUARY 2

12:07AM - 12:07AM SUGGESTIONS FROM THE FLOOR FOR FUTURE STORY TOPICS

12:08AM - 2:12AM FAN'S FAVORITE STORY DISCUSSION

2:13AM - 3:29AM HOW TO WASH A THIMBLE

3:31AM - 8:48AM CONTROLING HYSTERICAL LAUGHTER WHILE READING MIKE'S STORIES

8:52AM - 11:59PM ORGANIZING THE MIKE'S STORIES FAN CLUB

11:59AM - MIDNIGHT FAREWELL SPEECH BY MIKE AND PREREGISTRATION FOR THE 2009 CONVENTION WHICH IS GOING TO BE HELD ON AUGUST 22 - 23 AT THE THIRD WORLD MOTEL SHACK, LION TAIL RD., YUDDA, ETHIOPIA.

 

CONVENTION COST:

$24,699.32 FOR EACH ATTENDEE FOR THE 2 DAY CONVENTION (MEALS AND LODGING EXPENSES NOT INCLUDED)

PLEASE MAKE OUT YOUR CHECKS TO:

ACCOUNT #690581126-A419

AND SEND TO:

THE SWISS NATIONAL BANK

4239 CHEESE AVE.

GENEVA, SWITZERLAND

 

PLEASE SEND YOUR COMPLETED REGISTRATION FORM TO:

MORRIS Z. PICKLEBOMB

PICKLEBOMB CONVENTION PLANNING, INC.

62914 CATS FOOT LANE

POSSUM BREATH, MO. 70183-0000

ATTN: 1st Annual Mike's Stories Fans International Convention

(PLEASE NOTE THAT BEFORE YOUR REGISTRATION FOR THE CONVENTION IS APPROVED, YOU MUST INCLUDE A RECIEPT FROM THE SWISS NATIONAL BANK THAT YOUR CHECK FOR $24,699.32 WAS DEPOSITED IN ACCOUNT #690581126-A419)

PLEASE HURRY! THIS CONVENTION IS SURE TO FILL UP FAST!

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