REGISTRATION FORM FOR THE

1^ST ANNUAL MIKE'S STORIES FANS INTERNATIONAL CONVENTION

JANUARY 1- 2, 2009

 

HELD AT:

ICE CUBE ACRES MOTEL & GAS STATION

294½  DOGBREATH RD.

FROSTVILLE, ICELAND

PHONE: (999-BIG SNOW)

ELROY T. FINKLEFOOT, MANAGER

Email:  IceCubeAcresMotelAndGasStation@doa.com

Website: IceCubeAcresMotelAndGasStation.com

 

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^{ADDRESS__________________________________________________________}

 

^{HOW ARE YOU PLANNING TO ARRIVE AT THE CONVENTION SITE FROM YOUR HOME?}

^{___ CAR}      

^{___ DOGSLED}       

^{___ WALKING}      

^{___ FLYING (CLOSEST AIRPORT IS 971.836 MILES FROM CONVENTION SITE)}  

^{___ BICYCLE}     

^{___ HORSE}    

^{___ TAXI} 

^{___ HITCHHIKE}  

^{___ STOLE AWAY ON SHIP}   

^{___ OTHER ( PLEASE DESCRIBE)____________________________________________}

 

^{DUE TO THE EXCITEMENT OF THE CONVENTION, THE FOLLOWING INFORMATION IS REQUIRED. PLEASE INDICATE BELOW:}

 

^{ARE YOU ON ANY KIND OF HEART MEDICTION FOR A HEART CONDITION?}

^{___YES  (IF YES, PLEASE BRING YOUR  X-RAYS WITH YOU)}

^{___ NO}  

^{___ MAYBE}

^{___ NOT SURE}

 

^{ARE YOU ON ANY KIND OF MEDICATION FOR A MENTAL CONDITION?}

^{___ YES}

^{___ NO}

^{___ EXPECT TO BE AFTER THE CONVENTION}

 

^{ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO SCREWDRIVERS?  ___ YES   ___NO (NOT RELATED TO ANYTHING CONNECTED WITH THIS CONVENTION, I WAS JUST CURIOUS).}

 

 

^{AGENDA FOR THE CONVENTION:}

^{NOTE:  ALL MEETINGS WILL BE HELD OUTSIDE UNLESS THE TEMPERATURE GOES BELOW -53. IN THAT CASE, WE WILL MEET AT THE MOTEL GAS STATION.}

 

^{JANUARY 1}

^{3:22 AM – 4:01 AM        MEET AT LOUIE'S GREASY SPOON DINER FOR BREAKFAST (YOU BUY)}

^{4:09 AM – 5:07AM         WELCOME BY MIKE}

^{5:11 AM – 5:11 AM        INTRODUCTION OF CONVENTION ATTENDEES}

^{5:13AM – 5:13AM         ALL I KNOW ABOUT CREATIVE AND INTERESTING STORY WRITING}

^{5:16 AM – 11:43PM       HOW TO REMOVE YOUR NAME FROM MIKE'S NEW STORY NOTIFICATION EMAIL LIST}

^{11:44PM – 11:45PM       FREE TIME TO EAT OR SEND POSTCARDS HOME}

^{11:46PM –  5:59PM        HOW TO AVOID FEELING NAUSEOUS WHILE READING MIKE'S STORIES}       

^{6:01PM - 6:06PM          DINNER AT JAKE'S DIVE. MENU: SEAL BURGERS AND ICECREAM (YOU BUY)}

^{6:11PM – 10:52PM          UPCOMING STORIES FOR JANUARY 3RD AND JANUARY 4TH.}

^{10:53PM  - MIDNIGHT    TOUR OF THE FROSTVILLE SANITARY LANDFILL}

 

^{JANUARY 2}

^{12:07AM  -  12:07AM      SUGGESTIONS FROM THE FLOOR FOR FUTURE STORY TOPICS}

^{12:08AM  -  2:12AM      FAN'S FAVORITE STORY DISCUSSION}

^{2:13AM   -   3:29AM      HOW TO WASH A THIMBLE}

^{3:31AM   -   8:48AM      CONTROLING HYSTERICAL LAUGHTER WHILE READING MIKE'S STORIES}

^{8:52AM  -   11:59PM     ORGANIZING THE MIKE'S STORIES FAN CLUB} 

^{11:59AM -  MIDNIGHT   FAREWELL SPEECH BY MIKE AND PREREGISTRATION FOR THE 2009 CONVENTION WHICH IS GOING TO BE HELD ON AUGUST 22 - 23 AT THE THIRD WORLD MOTEL SHACK, LION TAIL RD., YUDDA, ETHIOPIA.}

 

^{CONVENTION COST:}

^{$24,699.32 FOR EACH ATTENDEE FOR THE 2 DAY CONVENTION (MEALS AND LODGING EXPENSES NOT INCLUDED)}

^{PLEASE MAKE OUT YOUR CHECKS TO:}

^{ACCOUNT #690581126-A419}

^{AND SEND TO:}

^{THE SWISS NATIONAL BANK}

^{4239 CHEESE AVE.}

^{GENEVA, SWITZERLAND}

 

^{PLEASE SEND YOUR COMPLETED REGISTRATION FORM TO:} 

^{MORRIS Z. PICKLEBOMB}

^{PICKLEBOMB CONVENTION PLANNING, INC.}

^{62914 CATS FOOT LANE}

^{POSSUM BREATH, MO. 70183-0000}

^{ATTN: 1st Annual Mike's Stories Fans International Convention}

^{(PLEASE NOTE THAT BEFORE YOUR REGISTRATION FOR THE CONVENTION IS APPROVED, YOU MUST INCLUDE A RECIEPT FROM THE SWISS NATIONAL BANK THAT YOUR CHECK FOR $24,699.32 WAS DEPOSITED IN ACCOUNT #690581126-A419)}

^{PLEASE HURRY! THIS CONVENTION IS SURE TO FILL UP FAST!}