OUR MIMEOGRAPH TESTS IN SCHOOL LOOKED LIKE THIS:
Name______________________________

                                                     Name  MIKEY TILLINGHAST

 

First Grade Test

Mrs. Hahn

 

1.  What is the square root of 291835193572.009173?________________

 

2.  What is the meaning of life?_________________________________

 

3.  What was the name of U.S. President Millard Fillmore's 7th cousin?_____                     

 

4.  Where is Jimmy Hoffa?_____________________________________

 

5.  Explain the Theory of Relativity and where Einstein was wrong.______

    

6.  What is the atomic weight of Kryptonite?_________________________

 

7.  What is the 17th letter of the Sanskrit alphabet?_____________________

 

8.   Who put the Bomp in the Bomp Bomp Bomp?____________________

 

9.   Explain the epistomological contentions of Metaphysics_____________

 

10.  How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck  wood?______________                 

 

BONUS QUESTION FOR EXTRA CREDIT. IF YOU ANSWER THE BELOW QUESTION RIGHT AND EVEN IF YOU GET ALL THE OTHER'S WRONG YOU WILL GET AN "A" FOR THIS TEST. 

 

What is a "Guardian"?___________________________________________

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