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WARNING! This hand cultivator can be
hazardous to your health. Do not allow children under the age of 15 ½ to operate
this hand cultivator even with adult supervision. Before using this equipment
is highly recommended that the operator get a complete physical including, but
not limited to, EEG, EKG, CAT SCAN, DOG SCAN, complete X- Rays, Blood Test,
Hernia Test, Urine Test, Epilepsy Screening, Pregnancy test (For women only), and
Dental examination (with X-rays). Also before using this
equipment please read the 1,692 page Owner and Operator Manual. This manual is
packed on top of the 3,017 page assembly instructions at the bottom of the
shipping crate. DO NOT under any circumstances
remove the wheel and cultivator teeth guards. Please be advised that everything
on this hand cultivator is made of cheap plastic that can break and form very
sharp points that can cause cuts, abrasions, and contusions. Please purchase a
complete First Aid Kit and hang if from the hook provided under the right
handle. Under dusty conditions, please use an OSHA approved self-contained
respirator and chemical resistant coveralls with hood and booties to completely
cover any foot wear. Only steel-toed high top work shoes should be worn while
operating this equipment. Use this equipment is a well
ventilated area and do not leave this hand cultivator sitting around in the
garden where people and animals can trip over it resulting in serious injury,
death, and the inevitable frivolous lawsuits which are sure to follow. It is
highly recommended that the owner/operator contact their homeowner's insurance
company and have a "Using Hand Cultivator" insurance rider attached. Do not allow anyone to sit or
eat on this equipment while it is in motion. After 1.5 hours of use, you
MUST take this hand cultivator to an authorized
dealer nearest to your location to have it checked for loose nuts and have the
wheel realigned and lubricated, and the cultivator teeth resharpened.
Authorized dealers are conveniently located in Hong Kong, China and Pago Pago
Island in the South Pacific Ocean. No animals or insects were
used in testing this equipment. For questions on how to
operate this equipment, please call our Technical Help Line 1-800-GET-WEED. One of our Asian non English
speaking technicians will be glad to assist you. PLEASE NOTE! The Chinsey Hand
Cultivator Company will assume NO liability for accident or injury as a result
of using this equipment. Our address is
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