A "CLOSE" SHAVE
We were around 12 or 13 and had gone to our maternal grandmother's house for a visit, which was about 8 miles away in Norwalk.  Our Uncle Dave was residing with her at the time.  Tim went to the bathroom and happened to spy Uncle Dave's electric razor sitting on the basin and still plugged in,  Tim figured this would be a great time to sneak a "shave" and feel like one of the "Big" guys.  He flipped on the switch and proceeded to navigate every square inch of his whiskerless, young, peachfuzzed  face, while feeling somewhat apprehensive of being caught by our Grandmother, or worse yet DAVE!  Dave never was married and didn't exactly like kids, ESPECIALLY US!!!.  After the "shave", he felt like a real "man"!  As he replaced the shaver in EXACTLY the same place in which he found it, he was reveling in his heavenly bliss of feeling like a "real" man!  Unfortunately, his bliss quickly shattered when he discovered that the clear plastic blade guard was STILL attached over the shaver head!
IN TIME OF "KNEED"
Oh... one more turtle story to relate... This happened to Tim.  We went overnight camping at our friend Len's woods and after setting up the tent and dining on  peanut butter and pickle sandwiches, Len loved these and made a bunch up for all of us.  We ate them because that was about all we had to eat. (now I know how a pregnant lady feels).  After dining on these, we went down to Len's creek to see what interesting things we could find.  Well, you guessed it, we found another snapping turtle!  This one was full-grown.  After grabbing it by the tail and throwing it out on dry land, we immediately started to tease it with sticks (Tim and I were, of course, masters at teasing ANY species of living creatures).  We finally lost interest and went back to the tent to pursue other things.  Just as we got back to the tent, Tim decided he was going back to get the snapper and maybe give it away to someone for turtle soup.  Len and I stayed in the tent, figuring it was no big deal.  Tim would simply grasp his tail and carry him to the OUTSIDE of the tent.  A few minutes later we heard a panicked yell, "HE'S GOT MEEEEEEEE".  Len and I jumped up and Len instinctively grabbed his .22 rifle and we ran to Tim's aid.  The turtle had latched on the skin of Tim's left knee.  Len put several rounds into it and it let go after a while.  Tim still has a "V" scar over his knee.  With the addition of my "encounter" with a snapper, we both gave a new meaning to the term, "V" TWINS ! ! !
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