"GAS" BARBEQUE
All the stories I have posted and will post are not necessarily in any chronological order.  I write and post them as they unfold from the cob webbed corners of my Paxil-laden gray matter.  In later missives, you will hear about the immediate members of our eclectic household as we grew up.  The cast of "characters" will include those who lived in the same house with us either all at once or over the period of time we were growing up.  Downstairs: Ollie (maternal grandmother), Ned (paternal uncle), Raymond (paternal grandfather).  Upstairs:  Dorothy (our mother), Terry (our father), "Little Sue Sue" (sister 3 yrs. younger than us), US, Aunt Lou (paternal Great Aunt).  Sad to say all of our family on both sides have all passed away (our father at age 35 when we were 12 and our mother in 1991).  "Little Sue Sue", Tim (MY FRATERNAL TWIN), and myself are all that is left. You will also hear about other sundry casts of characters we crossed paths with in the course of our childhood.
A "CLOSE" SHAVE"
A PIG IN A "POKE"
A "SNAP" DECISION
A (WET) SILK PURSE FROM A SOW'S EAR
HAVING THE "HOTS" FOR A CHICK
IN TIME OF "KNEED"
"LAP" CATS
OUR MOTHERS WERE RIGHT
RIDE 'EM PIG BOY
TREKKING ACROSS DEATH VALLEY IN A "RAINCOAT"
THE CAT HAD KITTENS, "BY GEORGE!"
"RAINCOATS" AND NOTES
POACHED PIG
"CHEWZY" DOGS
A REAL "BLAST"
"FRAZZLED" FELINE
A "TRANSFORMING" EXPERIENCE
"MERCURY RISING"
PIG "TALES"
"IT MUST BE THE UNIFORM"
A "TACKY" SITUATION
AT THE "PEAK" OF MY DRINKING
AN "INSIDE" JOB
THE "HOE" TRUTH
"ANKLE" BRACELET
NOW WITH SOUND!!!
"TOOL" ME ONCE, SHAME ON YOU!
"BEER FEAR"
"SPACED OUT"
"HEAVY METAL"
A "HAREY" EXPERIENCE
FOUNDATION FOR LIFE IN 1ST GRADE
"DARTING" AROUND
PATIENCE MEASURED IN "FEET"
THE "SWAT" TEAM
"BOTTLED" UP BOTTLES
"TIRED" ODDS
TRADING "DOWN"
"PRESIDENTAL ADVISOR"
"NUISANCE" LAWS?
"COMBAT" EXPERIENCE
"FLYING IN A LOW "CEILING"
"THIS FALL"
THE FINAL IRONY!
"FORWARD IN REVERSE"
MY "HOT" CAR
"BANK JOB"
"PLACES TO HAVE A "WEED"
"HOT SNOT"
"HOLY REFILL, BATMAN!"
NO MONEY NEEDED
"BOUNCING" ROCKS
"MUM MUM'S" THE WORD!
"SPOKE GUNS"
A "STRIKING" STATEMENT
THAT "RINGS A BELL"
WITH PICS!
THE DAY TIM "LOST HIS MARBLES"
"TIRED" SHAVE CANS
DOLLY THE "DOUGH ROLLER"
"THE STUD"
"GRASSHOPPER POPPER"
"FORK" IT OVER
"COB JOB"
"EMORY"
THE "CHILDREN'S HOME"
"DODGING" A TICKET
"HIGH OCTANE"
A "BLANKET" OF SNOW
A "GOOFY" NOTION
THE "KITTY JAIL"
SHARP AS A "NEEDLE"
"IT" CAUSES IT!
ANOTHER "HOT" DEAL!
IFS ANDS AND "BUTTS"
"EARLESS EARL"
A BIRTHDAY SURPRIZE!
SPORTS "SHORTS"
WITH A PIC!!!
A "BLADDER MATTER"
"OVER A BARREL"
WITH A PIC!!!
PORK POWER
"LEAVING" THE SCENE
"COMING UNWRAPPED"
EARLY CHRISTMAS!
CHRISTMAS "CRY"SIS
THE "C OF L"
FUN WITH EMPTY "POCKETS"
"WINDMILL WIMPS"
JUST "PLANE" CRAZY
A "SAP" IN A SAPLING
SCHOOLHOUSE FUN!
"ERASING" THE BLACKBOARD
"HIGH" TEST GAS
THE "MIRACLE" BULB
WITH PICS!
THE "MOAN" RANGER
"COOL TAPS"
A "SOUR" NOTE
"8, 9, 10 ERS"!!!
VERY WEIRD, BUT FASCINATING!
"FRIED" EGGS
MY ENCOUNTER WITH A "FLYING SAUCER"! (REALLY)!
MY 100TH STORY POSTED!!!!
"HORDE" OF THE FLIES
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